I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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