If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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