i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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