Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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