OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
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Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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