I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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