Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Randomize
