She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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