I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
