I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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