He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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