I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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