how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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