Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Randomize
