So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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