thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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