The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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