i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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