When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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