When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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