i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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