i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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