I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
