I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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