ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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