how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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