Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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