almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
So many bounce houses so little time
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
We don't watch enough power rangers
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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