im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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