Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
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go home
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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