So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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