Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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