Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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