You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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