I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I would fuck him just for his dog
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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