Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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