No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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