How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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