well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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