just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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