Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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