Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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