so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize
