She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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