i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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