i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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