i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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