If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wish i was in the wii world.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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