Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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