he wants to bone in the snuggie
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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