yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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