Pappa wants mamma naked
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
