Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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