they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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