i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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