Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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